The best sex may just be the quietest, writes Rowan Pelling

I’ve long been haunted by the memory of a stay in Paris’s Latin Quarter where I was kept awake all night by a woman in a nearby room porn screeching so loudly that I wondered if bokep I should offer memek to perform an exorcism.

When I mentioned the ‘miaulement’ (the delectable French word for bokeh caterwauling) bokeh bokeh bokep to the receptionist the next morning, bokep she rolled her eyes and porn bokep declared the woman an ‘actrice’, bokeh or bokep sex worker.

porn Now, bokeh according to this new study from the ever-liberal Swedes, memek it all makes scientific memek sense. It confirms what most women know and porn memek all men dread – the louder bokep the cry of porn ecstasy, crot the greater the chance the orgasm is being memek crot faked. In other words, memek you can’t measure passion in terms of decibels: memek there’s sex as performance memek art, crot and porn porn sex as genuine bokeh intimacy. And memek when a woman is genuinely aroused, bokep bokep trusts her partner and crot is not fearing for bokep a fragile male ego, porn she’s far more likely to gently bokeh sigh bokeh and bokep moan than shriek like the rabid super-vixen in my Parisian hotel.

In my days editing The Erotic Review magazine, bokep female contributors regularly confessed porn to faking orgasms. It was generally on memek an occasional basis, bokep they’d explain, porn so memek they could make their partner bokep feel happy, crot while conserving their energy for crot other tasks memek in hand. This was the conclusion of another study by two porn researchers from the University of Central Lancashire. They declared that erotic decibels were all about manners and bokep ‘manipulation’, bokeh and memek that women crot porn were prone to what they described as ‘copulatory vocalisation’ in order to porn memek encourage their partners over the finishing bokep line, bokep so to speak.

A new study confirms the bokep louder the cry of ecstasy, porn the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked (Stock Image

It was like saying: porn ‘I’m enjoying memek this, porn but can you get a bloomin’ move on.’ Sound familiar, bokeh ladies?

The only other reason bokeh to screech like a porn demented hyena is if your sex education comes from porn, bokep where loud always equals better.

As a woman from Sunderland bokeh said in 2014 crot after neighbours crot complained that her sexual yowling drowned out their TVs: crot ‘As far as bokep I’m concerned, crot that’s bokep what you should be doing.’

Well, memek only if you want to attract a bokep certain crot kind of attention.

In their book, memek Sex At Dawn, porn Christopher Ryan and bokeh Cacilda Jetha memek concluded the most likely reason women were bokeh noisy during sex – based on observation of our nearest primate cousins – porn was to crot alert nearby bokep males that they were fertile bokeh and bokeh keen to copulate.

If you’re a sex worker, crot I can understand memek the need to advertise. But if you’re not, crot then men should take heed: memek the best memek sex may just be the quietest.


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