The best sex may just be the quietest, writes Rowan Pelling

I’ve long been bokep haunted by the bokeh memory of a stay in Paris’s Latin Quarter memek where I was kept awake all night by a woman in a memek nearby room screeching so loudly that porn I wondered if I should offer to perform crot an exorcism.

When I mentioned the ‘miaulement’ bokeh (the delectable French word for crot caterwauling) to the receptionist the next morning, memek she rolled her eyes porn and crot declared the woman an ‘actrice’, memek or bokep sex worker.

Now, bokeh according bokep to this new study from the crot ever-liberal Swedes, memek crot it all makes scientific sense. It confirms what most women know and porn all men dread – the louder the cry of ecstasy, memek the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked. In other words, bokeh you can’t crot measure passion in terms of decibels: memek there’s sex as performance art, porn and bokeh sex as genuine intimacy. And bokep when a woman is genuinely aroused, bokep trusts her partner and memek is not fearing for bokeh a fragile male ego, porn she’s far more likely to gently sigh and crot moan than shriek like the rabid super-vixen in my Parisian hotel.

In my days porn editing The Erotic Review magazine, bokeh female crot contributors regularly confessed to faking orgasms. bokep It was generally on an occasional basis, memek they’d explain, crot so they could make their partner feel happy, bokeh while conserving their energy for crot other tasks in hand. This was the conclusion of another study by two researchers from the University of Central Lancashire. bokep They memek declared that erotic decibels were all about manners and bokep ‘manipulation’, crot and bokeh that women were prone to what they described as ‘copulatory vocalisation’ in order to encourage their partners over the finishing line, porn so to speak.

A new study confirms the louder the cry of ecstasy, memek the greater the bokep chance the orgasm is being faked (Stock Image

It was like saying: crot ‘I’m enjoying this, bokeh but can you get a bloomin’ move crot on. porn ‘ Sound familiar, crot ladies?

The only other reason to screech bokep memek like a demented hyena is if your sex education comes from porn, memek where loud always equals better.

As a woman from Sunderland bokep said in bokeh 2014 after neighbours complained that her sexual yowling drowned out their TVs: memek ‘As far as I’m concerned, memek that’s what you should bokep be doing.’

Well, bokep only if you want to attract a certain kind of attention.

In their book, porn Sex At Dawn, porn Christopher Ryan and porn Cacilda bokep Jetha concluded the most likely reason women were noisy during sex – based on observation of our crot nearest primate cousins – was to alert nearby males that they were crot fertile and memek keen to copulate.

If you’re crot a sex worker, bokep bokeh I memek can understand memek the need bokep to advertise. But crot memek if you’re not, bokep crot then men should take heed: bokeh the best sex may just be the quietest.


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