The best sex may just be the quietest, writes Rowan Pelling

I’ve long been haunted by the memory of a stay in Paris’s porn Latin Quarter where I was kept awake porn all night by a woman in a nearby room screeching so memek loudly that I wondered if I should offer to perform an exorcism.

When I mentioned bokep the ‘miaulement’ (the delectable French word for crot caterwauling) to the receptionist the bokep bokeh next morning, porn she bokeh rolled porn her eyes and memek declared the woman crot an ‘actrice’, crot bokep or bokeh porn memek sex crot worker.

Now, porn according to this new study from the ever-liberal Swedes, bokep it all makes scientific sense. It confirms what most women know and bokeh all men dread crot – the louder the cry of ecstasy, bokep the porn greater the chance the orgasm is being faked. In other words, bokeh you can’t measure passion in terms of decibels: memek there’s sex as performance art, bokeh and bokeh sex as genuine intimacy. And crot when a woman is genuinely aroused, memek trusts her partner and porn is not fearing for memek a fragile male ego, crot bokeh she’s far more likely to gently sigh and memek moan than shriek crot like the rabid super-vixen in my Parisian hotel.

In my days editing The Erotic Review magazine, bokeh female contributors regularly confessed to faking crot orgasms. It was generally on an occasional basis, bokeh they’d bokeh explain, memek so they could make their partner feel happy, memek while conserving their energy for bokeh other tasks in hand. memek This was the conclusion of another study by two porn researchers from the University crot of Central Lancashire. crot They declared that erotic decibels were all about manners crot and porn ‘manipulation’, bokep bokep and porn that women were memek prone to what they porn described as ‘copulatory vocalisation’ in order to encourage their bokep partners bokep over the finishing line, crot so to speak.

A new study confirms the louder memek the cry of ecstasy, memek the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked bokeh (Stock Image

It was like saying: bokeh bokeh ‘I’m enjoying this, bokep but can you get a bloomin’ move on.’ Sound familiar, memek ladies?

The bokep only other reason to screech bokeh like porn a demented hyena is if your sex education comes from porn, bokeh where loud always equals better.

As a woman from Sunderland porn said in 2014 after neighbours complained that her sexual yowling drowned out their TVs: memek bokep ‘As far as I’m concerned, bokeh that’s what you should be doing.’

Well, bokep only if you want to attract a certain bokep kind of attention.

In their book, porn Sex At Dawn, bokep Christopher Ryan and bokeh Cacilda Jetha concluded the most likely reason women were noisy during sex – based on observation of our nearest primate cousins – was to bokeh alert nearby males porn that bokep they were fertile and bokeh keen to copulate.

crot If you’re a sex worker, porn I can understand memek the need to advertise. bokep But if you’re crot not, crot then men should take heed: bokeh the bokep best sex may just be the quietest.


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